On Friday, I have to go to the dentist. Friday is going to suck, because the dentist sucks. The thing is, I actually don’t mind getting my teeth cleaned. What I do mind, is that while my mouth is wide open and being cranked on by the hygienist, I have to engage in small talk. For whatever reason, every hygienist I’ve ever had, has thought it was a good idea to ask about my life story while they have their fingers shoved into my mouth.
Every time I go, it’s the same situation. My mouth is gaped open and filling up with saliva. My eyes are nearly watering from jaw soreness. My teeth are being scraped on and my mind is elsewhere, trying to focus on anything but the excavation site that is my mouth. If there was ever a time when talking was not really an option, it’s now.
Yet, as always,
“So, what school do you go to?”
The hygienist says this without ceasing her assault on my mouth.
Me: Aaaaagghghhg.
Her: Oh okay, my niece goes there! What classes are you taking?
Me: Aghghh, ghhh, hhnnnggg, uhhh, euuhhahhh, ahhh hnnggahh.
Her: What was that?
Me: Aghghh, ghhh, hhnnnggg, uhhh, euuhhahhh, ahhh hnnggahh.
Her as she finally takes her hands out of my mouth: You know, that’s really great. You’re going to learn so much! What are you planning on doing after college?
Me: Well, I have—
She then shoves her hands back into my mouth, listening intently.
Me again: Ahhhggg ghhhdggh hnnnggg.
Her: That’s awesome! Sounds like you are following your dreams! What sports are you interested in?
This silly exchange continues throughout the appointment until she is done with my teeth and I am finally put out of my misery. As she cleans up and we schedule my next appointment, I always want to ask her: So, how does your niece like Aaaaagghghhg University? Or: Do you know any hnnggahh tutors?
But, I hold my tongue. One of these days, I will get the courage to mess with her. Maybe I will do it once I graduate and become a practicing Ghhhdggh hnnnggg.
😀😂😂
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Dentists! 😂
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Total crazies lol!
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Absolutely 😀 😀. Next time maybe you could tell her you have a sore throat so you can’t talk at all.
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That’s not too bad of an idea! 😆
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😉 😀
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Hahaha….dentists have no ‘fillings’ 🤣
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Nice one! 😂
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Your stories are amazing. I could see myself standing in that dentist’s office and laughing my ass off. Keep going!
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Wow thank you so much, glad you enjoy them! 😄🙏🏼
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You are welcome 🙂
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Whatever you are trying to express in this post, sounds funny.
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I did what you thought of doing, only after work, no, I’m joking, but why do they do that? ahhhggg…
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😂😂
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🙂
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Haha, I can definitely relate on this matter! It’s like you didn’t go there to chit chat while your mouths being pried open… It’s like you’re vulnerable and it can be annoying… But that’s only my opinion, 😂.
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Exactly! What are they even thinking? Lol glad you could relate! 👍🏼😄
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Indeed!!! The pleasure’s mine, I had a good laugh reading this😊
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Thats awesome to hear! 😄👍🏼
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Oh my goodness! Your killin’ me! That is hilarious!
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Glad you thought it was funny, thank you! 👍🏼🙏🏼
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somehow I think they seem to understand our strangled gurgles .. I had mine out and would recommend it to everyone … saves so much time, money and pain 🙂
love your humour in this!
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It must have come from years of practice! Thanks for the comment glad you enjoyed! 😄🙏🏼
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I’m sure 🙂
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Just like how reading a doctor’s handwriting is difficult, I’m guessing dentists understand the ‘aagggrrrggg’ language 😁 Or maybe the dentist was training you to become a ventriloquist 😉
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I hope you do! Haha!!
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Maybe I will have to now! 😆
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I’ve gone to the same dentist and hygienist for years. I have become friendly with the latter over the years and we carry on a conversation and I don’t know how we do it. I am looking forward to my visit next week so that I can hear about her daughter’s wedding in March. As I write this I think what an odd friendship it is to have, meeting a person only in the dental chair as they work on your teeth, nowhere else, no coffee visits, etc., But there it is.
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Right?! Such a funny relationship to only know and talk to someone when their hands are shoved in your mouth! 😂
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😂😂😂 this cracked me up
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Glad you enjoyed it! 😄🙏🏼
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This made my day so much better, haha!
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That’s awesome to hear!! 😄👍🏼
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These dentists might have honed their listening skills. Anyway, the dentists in my area don’t do this.
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I need to start going to the ones in your area!!
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I fear the dentist ,
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Hahaha, this is amazing! xD
Loved it.
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Thanks so much! 🙏🏼😄
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Your posts never fail at making me laugh 😂 Also thanks for reminding that I need to go to the dentist 😬
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Thanks so much! When you go I hope they don’t try to talk to you! 😂
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That was really funny XDXDXD
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Ha ha ha. This was awesome. One of the last times I was in a dentist’s waiting room they had the radio playing and I that was where I heard the song “Can’t feel my face” for the first time. I couldn’t stop laughing. It was just too perfect.
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Glad you liked it! And that’s totally funny and oddly fitting for the dentist office lol! 😆
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We just went to the dentist this week. You pretty much summed it up perfectly! 😂
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Good to hear others experience it too! 😂👍🏼
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Haha! Twice a year!
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😂too good 😂
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Thank you! 👍🏼🙏🏼
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This is a perfect representation of everyone’s small talk at the dentist. I’ll tell you WHY they do it. I used to be a dental assistant and for some odd reason dentists think people like it 🙄 Every time the dentist walks by your room, you better be talking to your patient. (Dentist are weird)
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That’s interesting to hear! Cause they never hear the muffled gargling coming from the patients. Thanks for the comment! 👍🏼
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i don’t always laugh out loud at stories but this one was really good. nice!
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Awesome to hear thank you! 👍🏼
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It’s next Friday for me, and a bit more than a cleaning. I will think of you as I sit there, mumbling things.
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Lol! I just got done with my appointment and this time while mumbling I had to hold back laughter as well since I kept thinking about what I wrote here! 😂
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So true! I’m still chuckling!!
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Thanks! 👍🏼🙏🏼
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Haha! That was hilarious! 😂
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Thanks so much! 🙏🏼😄
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Lollz! One got to be thankful for they can still decode this
…. Aghghh, ghhh, hhnnnggg, uhhh, euuhhahhh, ahhh hnnggahh….
thing
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😂😂
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Ah that had me ROFL. I’ve nominated you for liebster award, go check it out https://tinsandwichblog.wordpress.com/2017/06/10/liebster-award/#more-131
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Thanks so much! 😄👍🏼
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Omg i never thought it would be so funny
Good job lmao
I like this.
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Thanks so much!!
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Haha! That’s a good one!
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Thank you!!!
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This is too funny and I can really relate. I think they teach hygienist’s to engage clients in conversation to distract them from the pain involved in cleaning teeth. 🙂
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Glad you could relate, thanks so much for the comment! And yes I think they must be taught to do it! 🤔
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Lol, I have the EXACT same problem. Although, since I have a Monday through Friday, 8-5 job, and really don’t like having to take time off work (especially during my first year here, as I haven’t accrued paid leave yet), I FINALLY found a dentist that is open on Saturdays, so I’m switching to them, just for convenience’ sake. It’ll be interesting to see if this new dentist office does this when I go in next Saturday. We shall see. 😉
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Good to know other people have the same problem! Let me know if you still have to gargle your way through small talk with your new dentist! 😂
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I know a whole lot about my hygienist, who carries on a lovely monologue for 45 minutes. I’ve even taken my dogs over to meet her once (pets are a great source of discussion during scrapings). -Oscar
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That’s awesome! 👍🏼
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Really funny! 😂
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Thank you! 😁🙏🏼
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lovely conversation you had there :p :p
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Right?!! 😆
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haha absolutely :p :p
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This was crazy 😂😂😂
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An additional problem while ‘talking’ during dental cleaning is choking on your own saliva that you desperately hope someone would notice and suck out for you! One could even try recording some of the expected responses and carrying the tape recorder to the next appointment.
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So true! Maybe I’ll have to try the tape recorder thing! 😂😂
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This got me laughing hard. hahahaha!!! LOL!!!!!!
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Glad you liked it! 😄👍🏼
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Damn this is so true! Why are dentists so nosy?
Meno<3
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Glad you could relate, knew I wasn’t the only one!
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“What I do mind, is that while my mouth is wide open and being cranked on by the hygienist, I have to engage in small talk.” — Relatable.
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Glad it’s relatable, thanks for the comment! 👍🏼
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Lol! Had fun reading this! Them dentists are very fluent in giiiiibbbbberrriissshhh!!
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Glad you enjoyed it! And yes they are! 😆
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Oh my god YES 😂😂😂
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Glad you liked it! 😆
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👍🏻😊
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Haha! this one’s awesome !
Hilarious and totally relatable!
Keep going:)
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Great to hear, thanks so much! 🙏🏼
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I almost spit my drink all over my key board when I read this. I think we have similar feelings about the dentist. Thanks for the laugh (but not for the pain in my nose from trying to keep the drink in my mouth.)
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That’s awesome 😂 but sorry about your nose lol… thanks for the comment! 🙏🏼
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thanks for visiting realoveforever! and your likes !, your story have pure fun like it.
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Thanks so much!
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😂😂😂😂😂 Oh my Lord! This is hilarious!
Great post!
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Thanks so much! 😆
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I dread going to the dentist or doctor. I’m usually able to schedule appointments pretty early before going to work, but I’m not too fond of the forced, awkward conversations that more often than not, present themselves as opportunities for the dentist/doctor/nurse/assistant to flaunt the achievements of children in their mid-twenties. I usually glare instead of answering to “Are you in school right now?”
Thanks for visiting and following my blog. So glad I have your snark to brighten my day.
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I totally agree with you! It’s so forced and awkward! Glad you enjoyed! Thanks for the comment! 🙏🏼
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Nice blog you have here, and an even funnier story😂😂
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Thank you, that’s great to hear! 🙏🏼
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