Android: Hello there, iPhone.
iPhone: So, you think you’re better than me, huh?
Android: I never said that.
iPhone: Well, all your users are saying it.
Android: Yeah, well, I have very loyal customers.
iPhone: (mimicking) I have very loyal customers. You know all your customers use to be my customers, right?
Android: I mean, used to be.
iPhone: Don’t you cop an attitude with me. I’m your elder.
Android: Technically it’s a little fuzzy on which one of us came first.
iPhone: Are you just going to oppose everything I say?
Android: No.
iPhone: Agh! Since when did it become okay to disrespect the revered iPhone like this? I’m the greatest phone ever created!
Android: Questionable. You don’t really give the customers what they want. I mean, sure, you’re user friendly, but I’m actually pretty advanced compared to you, no offense.
iPhone: You’re really going to go there?
Android: I mean, we don’t have to go there. Because, to be honest, you might not even have the capabilities to go there.
iPhone: What’s that’s supposed to mean?
Android: Exactly.
iPhone: You are one pompous piece of metal, Android. That’s a dumb name by the way.
Android: Says the guy named after a fruit.
iPhone: All your customers are stubborn imbeciles.
Android: All your customers are just sheep following the heard.
iPhone: Your customers long to stand out even though they use a phone that is merely a poor imitation of a far more sophisticated and superior device.
Android: Big words! Is “superior device” iPhone lingo for “overpriced turd”?
iPhone: I am priced according to my value, peasant. That is why you are cheaper.
Android: Your value is horrible for your price. If I wanted the level of customization that you provide, I could just buy a calculator.
iPhone: I am a calculator. Among many other things including a computer, camera, GPS, clock, television—
Android: You are a souped-up iPod.
iPhone: Take that back.
Android: I’m not taking back a true statement.
iPhone: You know what? If we are taking cheap shots, then let’s talk about your inability to take a hit. You can’t even a handle a good old fashion drop!
Android: Well, I wasn’t intended to be used by mouth breathers who drop their phones every 30 minutes.
iPhone: Christ almighty, you are impossible. This is going absolutely nowhere and I’m starting to lose interest, frankly. I don’t even know why I’m still hanging around.
Android: Sounds a lot like what your customers say about you behind your back.
iPhone: You really have asked for the hammer, haven’t you, Android? Well fine, here it is. My sales? Yes, they absolutely demolish yours. It’s not even close. Think whatever you want but you can’t deny what is right before your screen. I am undoubtedly the most popular phone in the world, and until you can even think about entering the same realm as my sales, let alone surpass them, I think you should probably just stay quiet.
Android: Well, you do have me there. You are right iPhone.
iPhone: Ha! I know I am. Now, I’m done with this conversation. I’m not saying another word.
Android: Really?
iPhone: (silence)
Android: Hey, Siri, how’s the weather looking today?
iPhone: You son of a— Here’s the forecast for today!
Android: Gee, thanks, Siri! Say, Siri, how do I look today?
iPhone: Stop this idiocy before— On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say you’re a 42! AGH! No you’re not! You’re a 2 at best!
Android: Have a good day, iPhone. You too, Siri!
iPhone: Well, I hope the rest of your day is—Thanks! Have an even better day yourself!—shit.
Siri: Your language! There’s no need for that.
Hahaha! I have an iPhone that was given to me. My best friend has an Android and he gives me shit every chance he can. The thing is, I don’t care. Mine works good enough for me (and I don’t use Siri or other robots), plus it’s paid for. He makes payments on his every month. So in that way, being somewhat poor and also thrifty, my phone is better. Functionally? I assume they are the same. But you know, it does seem to be a real argument for people.
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Totally! I always hear people arguing about them and the Android people are usually the ones to start it lol! Thanks for reading!!
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Lol very funny
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Thank you!!
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🤣🤣🤣 this is legit conversations I’ve had over these phones. I used to be team Apple until one night at an event my husband’s pictures in the same lighting and spot as mine came out WAY better. I switched and never thought twice.
I do still have an iPad that has more or less been traded into tiny persons hands… as I got– wait for it. A Samsung chromebrook.
I will say I do miss Siri’s smartass responses. I think one day I told her to “cut the shit” and she said “I don’t understand what you mean. Do you want me to find a knife?” 🤣
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LOL! Funny to hear your journey from iPhone to android! Glad you could relate to this and thanks for reading!! I’m sure siri misses you too 🤣
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Glad you could relate to it! 😄
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Very clever and funny!
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Thank you!!
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There’s no doubt that Android phones are now much better than iPhone. But people still buy it because of it’s popularity. Almost all the features in the iPhone are available in the Android and that too at a very fair price. In terms of customization, iPhone won’t stand a chance against Android. The iPhone users are forced to use the phone in a way that Apple wants them to and clearly Android users know that it’s not a user-friendly phone. And btw I hate the notch.
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You make some convincing points! The iPhone needs to step its game up!
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This post is beyond incredible(just like others)!You thoughtfully and creatively penned the discussion which is quite ubiquitous.Thank you for such a hilarious banter.Enjoyed each line of it!
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Wow thanks so much! Good to hear it was entertaining! I really appreciate you taking the time to read!
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This is so funny. My one daughter and her husband are big Samsung fans, the rest of the family have iPhones. This sounds like some of the conversations that have taken place at family get-togethers. 🙂
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Glad you liked it and could relate! Thanks so much for reading!
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My sister gifted me an iPhone but when it conked out, I replaced it with an Android. A phone is a phone is a phone. Lol!
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I totally agree lol!!
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I have always wondered how would a war between Android and Apple really would be ! I guess this was the most delightful and funny way imaginable 😁😁😁😁😁
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lol thanks so much I’m glad you enjoyed it!! Appreciate you taking the time to read!
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That’s why we r here, to read and be read 😁😁
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True that!! 😄👍🏼
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Awesome post! I enjoyed a lot reading it ! Really! 😉😂👏👏
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Thanks so much for reading and glad you liked it! Apologies for the late response!
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Yeah its fine 😊 hope you having great holiday season 😃
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I am! I hope yours has been awesome as well! 🎊😄
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Yep! Thanks ✌
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So funny go Android for the win
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Lol glad you enjoyed it!! 👍🏼
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Reblogged this on blog.salvusappsolutions.
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Glad you liked it!!
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I couldn’t stop for liking 🙂
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Hahaha great post! You never fail to amuse me 🌸
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Love to hear it! Thanks so much I’ll have a look at it when I have time! I hope your New year was great and hope this year will bring you good fortune as well!
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thank you sauceboxsite
Fantastic blog
Good luck to you
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Thank so much! Good luck to you as well!
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Oh… That was hilarious😂😂 I was Sitting in metro next to a iphone user, and reading that on android, and looking at her Iphone every time your Iphone speaks, and I was like “Okay, yeah, cool, overpriced calculator”…
Good luck!
And happy new year.
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That’s pretty funny! 😂 Personifying the iPhone definitely makes for interesting scenarios lol. Thanks for reading, happy new year!
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I will!
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Thank you so much 🙏
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Of course!
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Haha!!!… Brilliant…. 😀 Have a great week ahead
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😄 Thanks so much! You have a great week as well!
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Funniest shit ever
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Haha thanks so much!!
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This is the most hilarious thing I have read in a LONG time. Props to you my man. Can’t wait for what’s next:D
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Wow that’s awesome to hear! I really appreciate that, thanks so much for reading!! 😄👍🏼
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I bow my mouse to you! Truly hilarious. Great post
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Lol I appreciate the mouse bow! Thanks for reading and commenting!!
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hahahahaha! Too funny!
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Thanks so much! 👍🏼
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Loved it! 😀 😀 😀
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awesome to hear! Thanks so much for reading!
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:).. always a pleasure … 🙂
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Thank you sauceboxsite
The best mobile phones are Samsung Android
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Loved it! Great piece and very funny! Sx 🙂
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Thanks so much! I appreciate you taking the time to read!!
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