So, at the gym I attend, there was this kid who seemed to be on the same workout schedule as me. I would see him every day at the same time and he’d usually be working the same body part as me. I noticed he would always try to make eye contact with me, but I just tried to ignore it because I’m an anti-social piece of shit. It’s pretty obvious he is attempting to get my attention, but my attention isn’t something I just toss around to people I don’t know.
A few weeks after I started to notice him, I’m doing an exercise when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around and it’s the kid.
“What’s up, man? It’s good to see you.”
He reaches out for a handshake and I reciprocate. I’m confused, but I play along and tell him it’s good to see him too. He tells me to have a good workout and walks off.
Now, I’m thinking, shit, I must know this kid. But where from?
The next day he comes up to me again. “Sup bro? How are things going?” He asks this with a look that could’ve been perceived as concern, or just genuine interest.
What did this mean? Is he just making conversation, or is he referring to a specific situation that I apparently don’t remember anything about? Were things not going well for me when I met him? Did I even meet him? I think about asking him where I know him from, but I don’t want to look like an idiot, so I just tell him things are going good and ask him the same question.
“Oh, you know how it is man, am I right?” He says this with a smile and slaps my arm, walking off.
I’m really confused now. No, dude, you aren’t right. I don’t know how it is. I don’t remember who you are. I don’t know if you’re just a friendly guy, or if we met under some really strange circumstances that I have no recollection of. Apparently, we have an inside joke, and I’m not in on it. I continue my work out and rack my brain in search of “how it is”.
As the days go by, these exchanges keep happening. I wasn’t getting any weird vibes from this kid, he genuinely seemed like a nice dude. A nice dude who I was pretty sure I had never met before. But, I had pretty much reached the point of no return. If I asked him who he was now, I would look like an absolute douche monkey.
One day, I walk into the gym and he’s standing by the entrance talking with someone he obviously knows. He asks me what’s up as I pass by, and I reciprocate. The guys he’s talking to then asks, “how’s it goin, bro?”
DUDE. Do I know this guy too? Was he at this mystery meeting as well? Or is he just being nice to one of his buddy’s friends? Dammit, I guess me and the original mystery guy are friends now. And I don’t even know his name.
I turn to mystery guy number two, and say, “ah, you know how it is, bro.”
He cracks a smile and excitedly points at me like we’re playing a pick-up basketball game and he just hit a three-pointer off of my assist. “That’s my dude!” he yells.
Things continue like this for over a month. I don’t see the second guy as often, but he greets me now as well. The original kid is there every day. People at the gym are probably thinking me and him are the best of pals, and I’m just praying I don’t have to introduce him to someone I know.
One day, one fateful day, me and him happen to start working out on machines located right next to one another. Rather than just the simple drive by interaction, I know that this will now be the time we are forced to have an actual conversation. We make eye contact, shake hands, ask each other how things are going, and then, silence. After about eight full seconds of excruciatingly painful off-into-the-distance stares, each of us thinking what to say next, the kid says,
“Hey man, where do I know you from?”
I breathe a gigantic sigh of relief. I explain to him I have no idea and he cracks up, telling me he’s been trying to figure it out this whole time. We finally learn each other’s names and agree to grab a beer sometime. Just then, the kid’s friend (mystery guy number two) walks by and excitedly greets us and shakes our hands before continuing on to his workout.
I turn to my new friend and ask him what the other kids name is.
He just looks at me and says,
“No idea.”
Omg! This sounds like me at the gym…crazy funny
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That’s funny!! Good to hear you related to it. Thanks for reading!
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You’re not very good at being anti-social. 😋
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You are totally right!! I suck at sucking! 😂😂
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And look! You did well. You made two friends and the journey probably just highlighted all the reasons you don’t do this. 😂
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You’re exactly right!! 😂😂
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I was thinking the exact same thing when I was reading this post! 😂
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Brilliant. You kept me going right to the end. I love your material and I am now a follower. I write comedy too. And I know a guy at the gym just like that and we never know what else to say to each other except, “Hey dude, how’s it going?”
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Ahahahaha! That’s awesome. I, too, am pretty antisocial but apparently have less social graces as I will literally look at someone talking to me and if I don’t know them, I will pointedly stare for an uncomfortably long time before turning away without a word. Because that’s the kind of antisocial bitch I am. LOL.
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lol that’s hilarious!!! Yeah you sound like you’re definitely better at being antisocial than me! 😂Thanks for reading!
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LOL. This is hilarious. 😂😂 I’ve had this happen to me a few times. I just go with it it now. Luckily, I live in England and we really do spend a lot of time talking about the weather. It’s the perfect icebreaker.
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Glad you liked it and glad you could relate! That’s funny you guys actually talk about the weather! Thanks for reading! 👍🏼
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Reblogged this on HIP TO BE SNARK and commented:
This made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with y’all. Enjoy!
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Awesome!!
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😊
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Your blog is the funniest one out there! 😂👍🏼
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Lol thank you!!
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Love the post.. nice flow of the story.. interesting till the end.🙂🙂
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Thanks so much! Glad you liked it and appreciate you reading!
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🤣😂 This is just too funny! I needed this laugh! Awesome story!
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Thanks so much! Glad I could provide the needed laugh!! 👍🏼👍🏼
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Hilarious. Gotta hate being in those type of scenarios, but it’s relief to know when the other one doesn’t know you either.
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Lol right?! Thanks so much for reading!!
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I so understand and love this!!! I don’t know how many times I’ve been asked where I know someone from… I always just say I must have one of those faces…
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Lol glad you know what I’m talking about! Thanks for reading!
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I love this. Engaging and funny.
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Great to hear! Thanks so much for reading!
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This killed me. Brilliant.
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Awesome to hear! Thank you for taking the time to read!
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haha you are so welcome. My pleasure. Parts of this are just so relatable. Hilarious.
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Thanks so much! Just happy to bring some laughs! 👍🏼
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Ahhhh… man, does that sound like everyday in my gym. 😀
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Lol good to hear you experience the same thing! Gyms are hilarious places for sure. Thanks for reading! 👍🏼
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Ha ha! that was funny.
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Glad you liked it!
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never make eye contact, that’s the secret. Though on the off chance I do end up in a scenario like this….I have a bad memory and no problem admitting it, it saves a lot of embarrassment (at least because of things like this).
But anywho, this did make me giggle so thanks for the smile this afternoon 🙂
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I’ll have to keep that in mind! Glad you liked it and thanks for reading!!
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😂😂😂 this is too great! At least you have super friendly people at your gym!
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Glad you liked it! And yes they is true 😂
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You need lessons on how to be more anti-social lol. That was a fun read. Thank you! 🙂
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I definitely do 😂 glad you enjoyed it thanks for reading!
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This was hilarious! Now you get 2 friends!
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Right?! Thanks for the comment and thanks for reading!!
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That was hilarious! Loved it!!!
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Thanks so much! Glad you liked it!
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This is brilliant! So funny and I am looking forward to reading more stories on your blog!
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Hey thanks for reading!! I’m glad you liked it, more to come!
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Love this story! Though tbh, I’d be so creeped out if that happened to me at the gym XD
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Hey thanks for stopping by I’m glad you liked it! And yeah if the guy wouldn’t have been so nice I probably would’ve been weirded out 😂
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Just finished reading this and am laughing my head off! Great!!!!
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Awesome to hear!! Thanks so much for reading!!!
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Checked you out. You have a great style!
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Thank you I’m glad you liked my stuff!
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That was too funny. Happens to me all the time.
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Glad you could relate! Thanks for reading!!
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I loved this post and thought it to be very funny, I coulgn’t help but laugh as you described some of the scenario’s you experienced with this guy and the mystery friend. Too Funny as I’ve had encounters like that myself, love the fact that the guy didn’t have a clue either of whom the mystery guy was…lol.
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I’m glad you liked it and could relate! And yeah that was the funniest thing to me too 😂 thanks for reading!!
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Oh my god this is absolute gold. So hilarious!
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lol I’m glad you thought so! Thanks for reading!!
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How often do we meet people, think we should know them, play along and we actually don’t lol!!
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Very often lol! 😂
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Amazing! The best part about your blog is your feel good vibe. Happy Blogging!
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Glad it puts off that kind of vibe! Thanks so much for reading I really appreciate it!
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Your welcome!
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Haha. Happened to me but in a different place tho. 🙂
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Glad you could relate! Thanks for reading!
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My fav so far
i read it on this morning on a chair next to my uni building i absolutely cracked up
then made my friend read it while we’re waiting for the lecture to start
it was awesome she loved it and laughed her ass off at the end
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That’s awesome! 😄 I’m glad you guys liked it, thanks for reading and sharing it with your buddy!
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Haha….. Funny!
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Thanks I’m glad you liked it!!
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hey there, great post.
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Hey thanks I appreciate it!!
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Something like this has happened to me too sometimes on a chat or call and I ll try to recall how I got to know that person.
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Haha glad you could relate. Thanks for reading!
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This definitely kept my attention and made me relive some of my own awkward encounters at the gym. Great piece!
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Glad it was relatable lol! Thanks so much for reading! 👍🏼
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This was so funny and relatable! I was hooked by the 3rd line.
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Thanks so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it and thanks for reading!
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The best. Ever.
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Haha hey thank you! Glad you liked it!
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Holy crap, I’m so happy I found your blog.
Years ago, when I loved going out, random people would come up and say hi and I would just grit my teeth, say hi, and quickly walk away from them because I had no idea who they were! The worst was when they would go up to me and talk about how they read my Livejournal and would want to personally comment on my entries. Fuckin’ creepers. Haha.
Following you because you’re hilarious and a genius ❤
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Glad you found it too and appreciate you reading… seems like you totally know what I’m talking about here haha! Idk about genius but thank you for the nice words – I’m hopefully going to be getting back on here soon
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Please do! I need more laughter in my life ❤️
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Haha amen !!!
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